A bottle of perfume that Willie sent
Was highly displeasing to Millicent.
Her thanks were so cold,
That they quarrelled, I’m told
‘Cause Willie sent Millicent silly scent.
Whilst there is a chance of the world getting through its troubles, I hold that a reasonable man has to…
It's a damned poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
The Definition of Love My Love is of a birth as rare As 'tis, for object, strange and high; It…