It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.
Trainers All Turn Grey (after Robert Frost's 'Nothing Gold Can Stay') You buy your trainers new. They cost a bob…
Luck is not chance, it's toil; fortune's expensive smile is earned.
He either fears his fate too much, Or his deserts are small, That dares not put it to the touch,…