Stupid Pencil Maker
Some dummy built this pencil wrong,
The eraser’s down here where the point belongs,
And the point’s at the top – so it’s no good to me,
It’s amazing how stupid some people can be.
You see, that's the difference between us. I assume the best about people, while you assume the worst. So I…
I love to doubt as well as know.
We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.
The pencil you are used to might not have been (it). Try this one. It might serve you better.
A bad workman quarrels with his tools.