Call alligator long-mouth
call alligator saw-mouth
call alligator pushy-mouth
call alligator scissors-mouth
call alligator raggedy-mouth
call alligator bumpy-bum
call alligator all dem rude word
but better wait
….. till you cross river.
Archive for December, 2008
John Agard
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31 December 2008 |
18:54 |
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Davy Crocket
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29 December 2008 |
17:50 |
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I leave this rule for others when I’m dead
Be always sure you’re right – THEN GO AHEAD!
I leave this rule for others when I’m dead
Be always sure you’re right – THEN GO AHEAD!
Anzia Yezierska
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28 December 2008 |
21:57 |
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Poverty is a bag with a hole at the bottom.
Poverty is a bag with a hole at the bottom.
A Palindrome
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27 December 2008 |
16:39 |
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Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.
Horatio William Bottomley
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26 December 2008 |
11:40 |
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Ending his career as journalist and politician with a 5 year prison sentence for fraud, Bottomley was approached whilst stitching mailbags by a prison visitor who asked him:
‘Sewing, Bottomley’
to which he simply replied:
‘No, reaping.’
Ending his career as journalist and politician with a 5 year prison sentence for fraud, Bottomley was approached whilst stitching mailbags by a prison visitor who asked him:
‘Sewing, Bottomley’
to which he simply replied:
‘No, reaping.’
Benjamin Zephaniah
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25 December 2008 |
11:45 |
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Talking Turkeys
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas
Cos’ turkeys just wanna hav fun
Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked
An every turkey has a Mum.
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas,
Don’t eat it, keep it alive,
It could be yu mate, an not on your plate
Say, Yo! Turkey I’m on your side.
I got lots of friends who [...]
Talking Turkeys
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas
Cos’ turkeys just wanna hav fun
Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked
An every turkey has a Mum.
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas,
Don’t eat it, keep it alive,
It could be yu mate, an not on your plate
Say, Yo! Turkey I’m on your side.
I got lots of friends who [...]